“Yes, I have great suspenders!” - AS
The Platters had a huge hit in 1955-56 with this now classic, “The Great Pretender.”
This song reminded me that, since my last birthday, my waist has been lowered and I am constantly pulling up my pants. This is a very unprofessional look for one who spends his days on his feet, working with the public. No more!
I am now, “The Great Suspender!” and not a minute too soon. I highly recommend them to men of my generation who have suffered the affliction as I.
No, not these suspenders…
…THESE suspenders!
